It seems like my two-year-old has had a runny nose for the last month. Today, however, I noticed that it has been much better. I was feeling relieved that it was finally drying up.
"Joel, how is your nose?"
(Deep sigh) "It has a bunch of little rocks stuck to it." (Note: His nose looked clean.)
"Um, you have some boogers?"
"Yes. I need you to dig them out."
Perhaps we need another lesson on the fine art of using a Kleenex.